Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!
holy shit, look at the notes! ;O;
i only posted this yesterday! is this like, verified twitter status???
Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”
i may be ugly and untalented
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
puppies in sweaters hee hee hee
puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo
puppies in sweaters ha ha ha
I have a brother
When I’m a brother in need
I spend my whole time running
He spends his running after me
When I feel myself going down
I just call and he comes around
But for the first time
I feel love
U2 - The first time (X)