burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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hambearger:


My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!

holy shit, look at the notes! ;O;i only posted this yesterday! is this like, verified twitter status???

hambearger:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!

holy shit, look at the notes! ;O;
i only posted this yesterday! is this like, verified twitter status???

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.

"I was born ready for walkies.”

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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thepineapplering:

I have a brother 
When I’m a brother in need 

I spend my whole time running 
He spends his running after me 

When I feel myself going down 
I just call and he comes around 

But for the first time 
I feel love 

U2 - The first time (X)

jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”