The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
IS IT EVER GOING TO END
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup
on the dick like
I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
i think perhaps the wrong end of you is on the dick then
*wears hottest bra and pair of underwear to concert incase fave band member wants to frickle frackle*
how was Fred ever the leader
he knew how to drive a van
So did shaggy and his high as fuck ass would’ve known that was velma
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
It’s December, time for Christmas spirit - Supernatural style.
Katniss Everdeen + girl on fire
Isn’t that just the plot of tfios?
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
rare photograph of tumblr user warpedlamp back in 1974
It was in style back then.
omg lamp you were so cute as a baby
Who the hell gave you these old pictures.
Whoever it was is getting fired.
Look lamp’s weaboo stage
None of you are invited to my birthday party.